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    My bitch dirty like a welcome mat

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    Bitch Niggaz get tha nine
    Sumthin that split up they spine
    I go harder than these Niggaz
    I'm on the Industry Minds
    Fuck who dought me
    I'll just fuck UR Bitch
    Make u Niggaz loose weight
    Having u thinking u sick!!!
    Matter fact fuck this
    I'm done!!! I don't need Any more Haterz on My DICK!!!!!

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    as u gonna see imma stab u wit a arrow


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    Put my fist in yo mouth now thats a punch line!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by M3xikoNikka:648672
    Put my fist in yo mouth now thats a punch line!!!!
    ^thats it.....game over

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    My advantage is dissing so I guess im at a disadvantage- k-rino
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    My caliber higher than you, cuz you a bitch wit a tu-tu
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    i fucked a bitch in tha mouth called her monica lewinski

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    the mex punches mimes like punch lines

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    Myne is better

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    "big j gets gone like i surgically attached a bong,
    to my lung ill leave you sprung when i get in that ass like a thong" - BiG J

    "this pen in my hand, it got me feelin brilliant,
    when it comes to shining, im the sun, you a light bulb wit no filament" - BiG J

    "im higher than the sky be, but bitch i aint flyin,
    park a mercury in Uranus, to get it out youll need some science" - BiG J

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    Quote Originally Posted by M3xikoNikka View Post
    Myne is better
    nah...mine is better...gnr

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    Quote Originally Posted by CANDYREDcrawler View Post
    My advantage is dissing so I guess im at a disadvantage- k-rino
    k-rino's punchlines are endless

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    Man suck my clip, swallow my bullets and don't you spit / no homo / Lil Weezy foe sheezy

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    Im Dangerous Like an Uncontrolable fire
    Instanteous litting these niggaz,
    havin' these haters changing their name like c spire
    goin of the wire,
    you niggaz on ya last thread
    its nitey nite for you pussies,
    time to put yall bitches to bed.....

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    You swallow more wood than a fucking termite ill smoke any weed as long as it’ll burn right your bars are like pop, without the carbonation resolving this fued will cause for arbitration you rap as well as a bike rides when it has no chain better grab your aspirin man cause im bringin pain when dissin you, i feel like a comic in this sense; i getta make jokes all day, at your pathetic expense your like balls of resin compared to potent pot you think your gettin the job done but your really not man i fuckin glow, even the sun isnt this bright and compared to me youre a fuckin night light your as pointless as weed with no THC the bars i spit are fatal, kinda like HIV your verses are worth less than counterfeit money meanwhile i hold more power than the energizer bunny your bland like biscuits without the gravy got more fans than recruits in the navy dick only gets wet, when your swimmin in a pool but every bitch that reads this wants to use my tool you’re just like a knife, with an unsharpened blade step up bitch, youll be quick to get k’d youre like a lighter thats ran out of fluid and your rhymes dirty, putrid, and polluted your a joke, kids laugh at you like your elmo better step back before i throw a lyrical elbow useless, like a computer without the keyboard get back on that bus, its time for you to reboard youre slower than a dirtbike, with a broken throttle bitch ill take you back and trade you in for a newer model you need to wake up and realize youll never be better than me

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    when u see texas t, u know its trubble,
    cuz i stay on top of my game like the bubble on trubble,
    dice in it, vipe tinted , bike kitted, white linnen
    4 fiffin leave shirts holy, invite christ in it,
    357 gotta a long nose like white women.
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    "Fillin' niggas with so much led they can use they dick for a pencil."

    "Got Your bitch cold suckin on my dick like a Slurpee."

    "Mad hoes, ask Beavis, I get nothing Butt-head"

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    Takin these K's out the damn crater
    Load'em up and tell the devil i might see you later
    Aint worried about the verdict or your legislature
    Aint fuckin if under age, but you can call me the beat raper.

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    fresher then now-laters, crease in the jeans when iam on the scean.
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    fuckin with more keys then a janitor



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    more green then the cabbage patch kids.
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    I forget where I heard these

    More punch lines than a cooler at a packed party- sum nigga

    Hit that coke with my fist and call that a punchline - sum other nigga

    Flow stronger than ya grandpas morning breath - SPM

    With more kicks than a baby in a mothers stomach - Nas

    Ooh he so evil cus I go on blind dates with actual blind people - Ludacris

    I shoot the 3s like Stephen Jackson - Pimp C

    Serve em up like a deli - Bun B

    And I'm packing heat like the oven door - Jay- Z

    Ask P my money stretch like an athlete at a track meet - Chamillionaire

    When u get to hell TELL EM LIVEOLA SENT YA!

    I'm the finest at rhymin and only gears unclutched can do better at grindin - ME

    The rap game been looking bad its time for renovation this rap 101 come and get ya education - ME

    With no leash still pull women and leave em more wet than in a pool swimming - ME

    If being rich was a contest chamillion u woulda won - Cham

    random wack lines:
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    Wish a nigga wood like a tree in dis Bitch
    Treat u like milk ill do nothin but spoil u
    Shorter than leprechauns
    At a parade... Macys
    Bag her like some groceries
    My pockets stay green as curry
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    i spit, go hard like concrete, pull up in slab with elephant skin seats. call the abulance the mic calasped.
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    in my trunks its king kong.
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    Fuck you and your motherfucking mother, we gon kill all yall muthaphukkas

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    Yea welcome to tha crack house/
    I should own a McDonalds the way I bring the macs out/
    --Fat Joe aka Joey Crack
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    I'm the illest MC quickly becomin a Sensation/
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