THE ORIGINS OF GNR......

Hi, I'm SADR22. The following story reveals the origination of a great saying here on TTO. I myself have never used GNR because of its sordid history but i do not fault anybody else who uses it. I only mean to bring light to a saying that has exploded and become an AMERICAN ICON.... Enjoy....

sidenote: i realize I'm doing this at the worst possible time. TOOTHROWED's iconic I LUV U thread has just become TTO's most beloved thread ever. I hope i can withstand the tremendous backlash and mighty tsunami that i am invoking by daring to confront one of TTO's "greatest."*
Thank you...

The UNDERAGE RAPE CLICK-SUPER SQUAD (KTR & TOOTHROWED) plus new recruit CHURRO
are having their weekly meeting....they are sitting in the BATCAVE.....

KTR: CHURRO, next time you
go out, bring back some
hairier bitches, you got
that?

CHURRO: Theyre not that hairy
because theyre 6
years old, boss. If you want some hairier twat we gotta start peeping out them 5th graders..

KTR: *slaps the shit out of CHURRO*
I dont give a fuck!!!! Just get me some shaggy pussy!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
*yells down at crotch*
What the fuck you dumb little shit!???!!!!!

TOOTHROWED: *GOBBLE, GOBBLE,
GOBBLE*

KTR: TOOT, IM TALKING TO YOUR STUPID ASS!!!!!!!

TOOTHROWED: *wipes mouth*
Yeah BOSS?

KTR: You bit my dick again you dumb fuck!!! *kicks toothrowed**
Roll me a blunt, bitch..

TOOT: Yes sir. *attempts to get up*

KTR: *grabs TOOTS shoulder and guides him back under the table.Bends and looks into TOOTS
eyes and says*
After......

TOOTHROWED: *GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE*

LATER THAT MEETING....

After releasing a lugie like wad inside TOOTS mouth, KTR unhooks TOOTS leash and slaps his bare ass. TOOTS new thong has excited KTR plus late night massage sessions have rekindled a once waning romance..

But TOOT is unhappy. KTR is feeling CHURROs ass up. Jealousy burns TOOTS body like a shot of whiskey.
TOOT walks slowly to get the BAT BUD. The clicks of TOOTS MANOLO stilleto's echo loudly inside the cavernous BAT CAVE. As he reaches for the weed, he thinks to himself....."all i do is fucking run errands. TOOT hold this..TOOT grab that..TOOT, spread your cheeks wider.......fuck that!! Im tired of this shit!!"
He looks over at the STRATEGY TABLE and see's KTR rubbing CHURRO's thigh. CHURRO's eyes are closed....

TOOT grabs the potent BAT BUD and pours a couple of light green nuggets on to a REKSHOTS commemorative TTO plate.....

KTR: *whispering to CHURRO while rubbing his thigh*
I got you, CHURRO.

CHURRO: what are you gonna do with me?

KTR: Im going to make you the biggest super hero ever......*points at TOOTHROWED* You see that bitch? That bitch used to sell his ass for condoms and cigarettes. Now he's on the paparazis top 10 list....

CHURRO: Make me a star daddy....make me a fucking star....

KTR: Now you're talking. Let me get this bitch to give you some BAT LOVE...*shouts at TOOTHROWED*
TOOT, bring that weed over here, BITCH!! You're gonna GOBBLE N' ROLL on CHURRO. YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!! Give CHURRO here a BAT BLOW deluxe....

TOOTHROWED digs deep into his make-up bag, finds his PRETTY IN PINK lip gloss, applies it genorously, grabs the plateful of bud and heads towards the STRATEGY TABLE. He thinks to himself as he sashays over towards the flirting fuckers............."Im fucking tired of playing this bitch role.....I'm more than just a cock gobbler!! I got my fucking G.E.D. and everything!! I wont GOBBLE dick N' ROLL weed forever!!!! No siree bob, not i!!!!!!!*
But TOOT is deeply in love....
TOOTHROWED looks at KTR...he remembers wistfully the first time they locked eyes at COMIC-CON 2010.. KTR was CHEWBACA and TOOT was R2D2. It was a match made in geek heaven..

KTR's screaming breaks TOOTS reverie....

KTR: TOOT, get your bitch ass over here and start GOBBLIN' N' ROLLIN'!!!! GNR my pal here... You got that?!?! Hey, thats pretty fucking hilarious!!! GNR!!! TOOT, a round of GNR's!!!!!

*TOOTHROWED thinks to himself*....Thats it. I cant let my love for this piece of shit ruin my potential. Im going to give CHURRO and KTR 4 more GNR's each and then I'm out....

And so a legendary saying is born....

TOOTHROWED places the plate of ENDO near CHURRO's feet and asks CHURRO to lower his SUPER BOXERS. TOOT starts rolling a baluga sized blunt with the broken bud while simultaneously humming on CHURRO....KTR watches quietly as he rubs on the rubber nipples of CHURROS SUPER HERO suit.... CHURRO growns in delicious delight.....

Afterword.....

TOOT left the UNDERAGE RAPE CLICK-SUPER SQUAD a couple of weeks later.. He remains a freelance cock gobbler and weed breaker extraordinaire for TTO super groups like KOS, the RAPE CLICKS mortal enemies, but returns to the BAT CAVE on occasion..
Till this day, TOOTS WWE style feud with KTR brings TTO worldwide media attention......their reconciliations bring joy to gay teenagers everywhere...
Sadly, TOOT has had many mental breakdowns following KTR's many sexual indescretions. KTR's new ass pounder, BIG ROD, has left TOOT depressed and on the verge of suicide. In order to deal with the constant pain of homosexual heartbreak, TOOT breaks off into different personalities. His alternative selves reflect the loves of his life...amazingly, TOOT does not realize his plight.....

But within the seeped sanity of a SUPER HERO's life comes one of the greatest expressions in SUPER HERO HISTORY.......GNR!!!!!

A struggle over ownership of the popular term has caused a deep chasm between KTR and TOOTHROWED, former 69 sweethearts turned bitter foes... Sadness falls over TTO everytime these lovers squabble... Lets prevent these two from ever breaking up again.......

HI, SADR22 here again...My message today is clear. KTR, TOOTHROWED, please make up and stay BUTT BUDDIES. Your love is what drives TTO and any conflict between you guys breaks my heart. Please, guys, do TTO a favor...get all comic-conned out and give each other a thrashing.
Thank you.....

schizophrenic ^^

What up, CHURRO!!! One of the UNDERAGE RAPE CLIQUE superstars, everybody!!!

Originally Posted by sadr22

What up, CHURRO!!! One of the UNDERAGE RAPE CLIQUE superstars, everybody!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Is that you and KOOTER at COMIC-CON? You 2 follow each other around like bitches...
How are those 12 year olds doing? You guys putting in overtime pipe work?

Originally Posted by sadr22

Is that you and KOOTER at COMIC-CON? You 2 follow each other around like bitches...
How are those 12 year olds doing? You guys putting in overtime pipe work?

tha fuck are you talking about?

Ktr and chuck did treat me like shit. Props, sadr.

Ahoy!!

Tis i, the plex god speaking from high above

Mount olympus!! Toothrowed, we treated you

Like a bitch because you are a bitch!!

churro gmr gmr gmr

A, hold on...what the fuck? Hey desperado, niko or whoever...those two pieces of shit that just responded arent me, in case you thought i was with that alternative lifestyle shit...but they do make good points...

Originally Posted by ESHTX_713

Originally Posted by sadr22

Is that you and KOOTER at COMIC-CON? You 2 follow each other around like bitches...
How are those 12 year olds doing? You guys putting in overtime pipe work?

tha fuck are you talking about?

What are you talking about? The underage rape shit or the fact that you and KOOTER rendevous like straight bitches. You fools probably pick each others clothes out and everything..

Originally Posted by sadr22

A, hold on...what the fuck? Hey desperado, niko or whoever...those two pieces of shit that just responded arent me, in case you thought i was with that alternative lifestyle shit...but they do make good points...

^^^SCHIZOPHRENIC LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA

For real? CHURRO, go beef with DAMNIMTHROWED...TTO is still talking about that massive plex....a bitch against a bitch....
Hey, so does KOOTER make you wet? Is that why you fools always hook up at concerts?

Originally Posted by sadr22

For real? CHURRO, go beef with DAMNIMTHROWED...TTO is still talking about that massive plex....a bitch against a bitch....
Hey, so does KOOTER make you wet? Is that why you fools always hook up at concerts?

go hang yourself bro...
u have nothing to offer humanity, u fat, stupid, retarded, depressed, schizo.

Lol @ Sadr still writing shitty stories that nobody reads

Wtf.....worst thread than thrill be posting smh

Originally Posted by .TOOTHROWED

Ktr and chuck did treat me like shit. Props, sadr.

Originally Posted by .KeepTheRatchet

Ahoy!!

Tis i, the plex god speaking from high above

Mount olympus!! Toothrowed, we treated you

Like a bitch because you are a bitch!!

gmr...

HI SADR I FORGIVE U

Originally Posted by KeepTheRatchet

lol @ the fake me n toot

sadr really is miserable

dat meskin go ahead n read this and tell us how funny it is shall u

HI KTR SADR PUTS MUCH TIME & DETAIL INTO HIS POST TO GET YOUR ATTENTION U SHOULD GIVE HIS PARAGRAPH A READ ITS THE LEAST U CAN DO

Wtf i tried to read this. Sadr.y u write all gay for?
That aint cool

sadr end the plex wit KTR plz. goback to makin funny posts again
u are no longer in my top 15 posterz

The almighty Rekshots has spoken!

Originally Posted by Rekshots

sadr end the plex wit KTR plz. goback to makin funny posts again
u are no longer in my top 15 posterz

WORDS OF WISDOM

you still on this smh

sadr when are you just gonna give it up an admit your in love wit ktr

Originally Posted by Rekshots

sadr end the plex wit KTR plz. goback to makin funny posts again
u are no longer in my top 15 posterz

Rek you read my mind. Sadr dude you used to make epic threads. Once this plex with KTR started I hate to say your posts fell off like Rek said. Kill this bullshit and go back to them good posts

Originally Posted by toothrowed

HI SADR I FORGIVE U

Originally Posted by KeepTheRatchet

lol @ the fake me n toot

sadr really is miserable

dat meskin go ahead n read this and tell us how funny it is shall u

HI KTR SADR PUTS MUCH TIME & DETAIL INTO HIS POST TO GET YOUR ATTENTION U SHOULD GIVE HIS PARAGRAPH A READ ITS THE LEAST U CAN DO

What up, TOOT!!! Shouldnt you be out GNR'ing the JUSTICE LEAGUE or something? This bitch, submitting names of TTO dudes he wants to blow...the I LUV U thread... I guess the FRANK OCEAN generation has spoken.....

Originally Posted by KeepTheRatchet

PLEX GOD

PLEEEEEX GOD

i'm in his mind, i'm in his threads

sadr22 wishes...and wants me dead

but i can..never die (never die)

sadr the people have spoken....now go cry (go cry)

KOOTER...Hows it going? Quick question..... How are you gonna celebrate the RAW 1000 show on MONDAY? Oooh, i got it!! You can rock a red FAUX HAWK like the RED ROOSTER with some lava red contacts!!!! Awesome!!!
Or, how about this....You can sport some hot pink biker shorts and host a raw party as Mr. ASS!!!!... TOOT could show up as the ROAD DAWG!!! Damn, its gonna be a blazing hot monday!!!

Originally Posted by ESHTX_713

Originally Posted by sadr22

For real? CHURRO, go beef with DAMNIMTHROWED...TTO is still talking about that massive plex....a bitch against a bitch....
Hey, so does KOOTER make you wet? Is that why you fools always hook up at concerts?

go hang yourself bro...
u have nothing to offer humanity, u fat, stupid, retarded, depressed, schizo.

Schizo? Youre the dude thinking youre TONY MONTANA...i guess DAMNIMTHROWED represents GINA cause that girl plexxed your bitch ass out...shameful....
Hey, when you and KOOTER hit the movie theaters, do you dudes sit right next to each other? No one seat buffer or anything? And dont his glow in the dark contacts bother the hell out of you?
I guess complaining only gets you smacked, huh bitch....

Originally Posted by Rekshots

sadr end the plex wit KTR plz. goback to makin funny posts again
u are no longer in my top 15 posterz

Am I one of those 15?

If not fucc you

Originally Posted by Rekshots

sadr end the plex wit KTR plz. goback to makin funny posts again
u are no longer in my top 15 posterz

Whaaaaaaaat!!!!! REKS, I was just wondering.... TTO LEGENDS, VOL. 1......
That was 4 threads ago. You blew up like you had never read anything like that in your life. Without provocation you listed me as your 4th favorite poster...I took off for a week, came back, put out comments on threads you were present on and got what you could say was "the cold shoulder." i noticed it first on KOOTERS KOMIC KORNER bullshit ass thread and i really noticed it on BASIC's AMERICAN FREEDOM thread... Something changed but i have no clue what it was. Whatever. Just know that everybody puts out material that gets less than a rabid response from TTO members. What the fuck, was my shit so dope before that any letdown totally disillusioned you? ....no disrespect, though...you always showed me love...
Anyways, whats with the rollercoaster ride? 4th best to 102nd best? In 4 threads?
Thats gotta be a record...

Originally Posted by KeepTheRatchet

lol @ the fake me n toot

Yeah, you butt buddy bitches are as fake as they come, no doubt about that.... One sings "I GOT THAT GNR FAG LIFE TATTED ON MY CHEST" tupac style to impress the hood and the other makes cameos as a video hoe and gives GROUPIE LOVE to anybody on an mp3 file....fake ass hoes...

Originally Posted by D.C09

Wtf.....worst thread than thrill be posting smh

Hold up...who the fuck are you? DOWNIN' COCK since 09? When did you arrive? These silly bitches...they see a wave and they wanna ride it...
You live in DC, huh...must be a heroin addict....i bet this bitch has needle tracks on the webbing of his toes...DOWNIN' COCK, i used to punk bitches like you up on GEORGIA and RANDOLPH..you were probably one of those hoes...sorry about that, trick....

Originally Posted by THRILL

Wtf i tried to read this. Sadr.y u write all gay for?
That aint cool

THRILL, you flood TTO with weird ass threads on the daily.... DRUNK on COCK 09 put hands on you on this very thread and you disappeared like KTR's whiteness in the hood... KOOTER treats you like a straight hoe. Youve had a questionable encounter with some TTO She-male that may or may not have turned you out...youve asked me to finish some convoluted story you concocted to which i politely declined...youve called me a TTO HERO and have at least 2 threads in my honor....
Come on, dude. I never said a bad thing about you. Shit, i doubt ive ever even mentioned you outside of my TTO TOURNAMENT... But now you wanna say that my shit isnt to your liking? THRILL, why dont you worry about the dudes stuffing plungers up your ass (e plungers) instead of somebody who never threatened you?
Damn, thats cool though.. I enjoy seeing KOOTER put the smash down on you. But i'll still pummel that bitch, alright? Seeing as you stutter at the mere sight of a KTR post....

Originally Posted by residentsleep

you still on this smh

sadr when are you just gonna give it up an admit your in love wit ktr

Oh my gosh!!! A fucking Kooter Klone!!!
Bitch, stop taking your cues from this unitard wearing molester. Wait a sec...

RESIDICK SLURP, do your parents know that you hang out on the TTO party line with KOOTER? What the fuck is this child manipulator putting in your head? Or in your mouth for that matter? Damn, KOOTER flips TTO youngsters like jailhouse snitches and nobody questions it...No wonder KOOTER SANDUSKY roams free. IDOL LOVE blinds the worshippers...
ROWDY RODDY PEEPER and JR. WHOPPER are the two armless zombies that the cloaked bitch from the WALKING DEAD has on leashes and KOOTER is the cloaked bitch. With his two prisoners by his side, KOOTER can slide up into any group of tweens without raising any PEDOPHILE alarms...
Then KOOTER can spread his message to other disenfranshised youth...KTR, you better take advantage of these young'ns assholes before the feds close in...

gnr smh you need to find something better to do with your time.

What the frizz? You wanna GNR me? Look you punk ass kid, go GNR your older brothers or something.... I aint into horny little dudes trying to gobble up my dick... Thats that shit they do up in KOOTER KOUNTRY...
This little RAMITIN DEEP bitch thinking he's morbid.... Bitch, fix that cowlick and check your ass into SUNDAY SCHOOL... Mommy set out a new pair of HALO under-roos for you...

Originally Posted by UGK 4 Life

Originally Posted by Rekshots

sadr end the plex wit KTR plz. goback to makin funny posts again
u are no longer in my top 15 posterz

Rek you read my mind. Sadr dude you used to make epic threads. Once this plex with KTR started I hate to say your posts fell off like Rek said. Kill this bullshit and go back to them good posts

Hey UGK, whats up with these lectures? This is the second time youve tried to button up my pants in public...KOOTER wanted my attention and now the bitch has it. See, i know youre not blind. KOOTER's sig has my name all over it....
Anyways, what better way to save my "informative" shit than by just talking shit to this wrestling illusionist...

Hey UGK... Its funny how you've been quick to pull my boxers down on recent occasions and describe my faults..
Well, do me a favor... Go back in the archives and find the moment "i lost it."
Keep in mind that KOOTER has followed me dilligently everywhere i go as ive made my TTO rounds. This bitch acts like SINGLE WHITE FEMALE...
UGK, what would you do if some racially ambiguous weirdo was trying to flip you? Remember what happened to RAZOR RAMON when GOLDUST played the gay role? Even RODDY PIPER felt the discomfort of a strange, middle aged homosexual stalker...
Its a shame too because KOOTER used to contribute to my threads. He'd act like he was relunctant but there that bitch was....
Anyways, i gave that bitch props and he deflected it so thats what it is...
Fools talk about a monkey on their back...well, i have a baboon trying to be me....
Thats what it is... So, UGK, unless you have some odd, wwe wannabe who claims he's a GOD trying to flip you to the gay-side, dont give out advice... What im not gonna do is follow dudes who for all i know are part of the act.... Youre part of the act, ugk?
Anyways, BIZZARO ROOTS starting KOOTER KENTE is just around the corner.... Dont enjoy....

Originally Posted by Giovo

Lol @ Sadr still writing shitty stories that nobody reads

Yeah G-JOTO, cause muthaphackas count the seconds between your posts, right..... Go rope some fucking cattle or brand some bulls you spur wearing bitch... Kicked out of KOS for stealing dishwasher detergent... What a dumb fuck...

SANDALS OR STILLETOES? STILLETOES MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT BUT THEY HURT MY FEET. SANDALS GET MY TOES DIRTY. PROPS, STILLETO AND SANDAL MAKERS.

Originally Posted by sadr22

Whaaaaaaaat!!!!! REKS, I was just wondering.... TTO LEGENDS, VOL. 1......
That was 4 threads ago. You blew up like you had never read anything like that in your life. Without provocation you listed me as your 4th favorite poster...I took off for a week, came back, put out comments on threads you were present on and got what you could say was "the cold shoulder." i noticed it first on KOOTERS KOMIC KORNER bullshit ass thread and i really noticed it on BASIC's AMERICAN FREEDOM thread... Something changed but i have no clue what it was. Whatever. Just know that everybody puts out material that gets less than a rabid response from TTO members. What the fuck, was my shit so dope before that any letdown totally disillusioned you? ....no disrespect, though...you always showed me love...
Anyways, whats with the rollercoaster ride? 4th best to 102nd best? In 4 threads?
Thats gotta be a record...

its nothing against you personally. but it seems you are wasting time on makin the same gay jokes towards KTR. the beef yall had was funny for the first few weeks now it no longer entertaining. go back to makin fun of Giovo's wetback ass and how he was afraid of the chicken theives
you dropped 10 spots for constantly releasing shadi.com qualtiy material. u are still funny but the direction you are currently going is not tasteful.

Love
Cumshots

Clearly stated. Wonderfully worded. Heres the problem. KOOTER is a gangster now. He is rolling around through rival neighborhoods, intimidating folks with his DOODLEBOP blue contacts and abusing his plex god status in an attempt to snuff out his enemies.
It has gone too far. Imagine JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS pulling a drive by on BAD NEWS BROWN... Imagine the BROOKLYN BRAWLER creeping through AKEEM THE AFRICAN DREAMS property.
This is the new state of plex around TTO and i am forced to give it my full attention. Afterwords, who knows. I may be a shell of myself or endowed with a new vigor. But for now, PUMP FICTION and BIZZARO ROOTS will explore the psyche of the reigning plex god... It may not tingle TTO's expectations, but KOOTER gets butthurt and seeing him deny it is priceless...
Anyways, fools on TTO have been saying how awful my shit is anyways, so fuck it...
So REKSHOTS, you must do your best to keep TTO laughing. Do it for ZRO. Do it for us all.....

Your TTO buddy,
SADR22