Cougars on deck, put'cha in check,
fifth wheel's so low, it leaves special effects
sparkin' like dragons, feet steady saggin'
I found the old cave that Osama Bin Laden lived in
high class livin', no time for slippin', I done came down
and started sleepin' with the fishes,
I made them do the dishes, I granted 3 wishes
rollin' so hard, it left the doctor in stitches
I needed a quarter, so I changed it for two dimes
fuckin' with some nickels is a serious crime
the bitch was a night fighter, we just watched Knight Rider
when she took off her shirt, she smelled like a White Castle's slider
I'm gettin' low on funds, so I listened to Leprechaun
he tried to steal my gold, so I said "Salaam"
please keep the peace, just sold my piece
I kept the phone on hold, so I walked it with a leash
Louie the 15th sold me some good weed
I asked him how many trees were chopped, he said about 3.
Just rappin' how I'm feelin'.