Dat_Meskin wrote:Wow.. that may be the biggest tragedy in Texas so far..

When i become governor im revoking her title. Then I'm going to ban muslim hoes from wearing bed sheets.

I will also ban fat hoes. And i must personally approve dat ass before any hoe can move to Texas.

If the pussy smells like kingsford charcoal stay out of Texas!!
If the gap tooth is visible stay out of Texas!!!


#MakeTexasGreatAgain #MTGA

Can you make me leader of the tx national guard if u becone gov i promise not to start a revolution or exterminate the jews (maybe)

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I will only make you leader IF you remove all jews from Texas

#MTGA

Real talk real spit

Fuck that shit shawty

If i dont know you dont even step on my property!!

#MakeTexasGreatAgain!!!!

Your lost


And Texas isn’t great anymore? Really? That’s odd

If you become governor I’ll be the lieutenant governor and as a leader of the legislative budget board I will fund a humongous mansion with a water park installed for all of us ballers and pimps to floss through


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I’m a nice person and very generous and thoughtful. But at least 10 times a day at work when I walk past certain people I say in my head with a serious tone “please don’t fucking talk to me” i stg

I don’t hate my job or nothing but I can always just tell when ppl wanna talk with you cuz they wanna fuck you and it seriously irritates me.

I don’t got two penny’s for these annoying bitches dawg.

They always try starting a convo and I just say a one word answer. Like bitch beat it.

N I don’t trust no one who wears long sleeves in the heat but don’t sweat. Man they gotta be a demon or something.

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Ronni313 wrote:N I don’t trust no one who wears long sleeves in the heat but don’t sweat. Man they gotta be a demon or something.

That's cause your definition of heat is prolly like 70 degrees


Come to Texas and try that shit

Just remember i need a picture of dat ass before crossing state lines

It was like 95 but extra humid so it felt like 105

I’m relocating to Scottsdale Arizona soon

Everyday it’s like 100+

ever watch videos of girls getting fucked by a dogs

Man everyone is annoying me so bad man.


Y’all ever feel like that

residentsleep wrote:ever watch videos of girls getting fucked by a dogs

Link?