Houston hoes geographical data
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 10:27 am
After years of extensive research, the data is finally strong enough to form a conclusion on the average type of Houston hoes. **
We have categorized the Houston hoes aka thots into 4 main areas; Nawf, Souf, East, and West.
The final consensus for each category is.....
Nawf side hoes:
Dirty
stank pussy
good head
don't have jobs or a car
might steal your car charger if left unattended for more than 2 minutes
East side hoes:
might be illegal
know how to make home cooked meals
low iq
Love guys with trucks
Drink more beer than men
West side hoes:
Sophisticated
Domesticated
Live off parents salary
Drive a mustang, jeep, or camaro
High maintenance
Souf side hoes: ***
Can fight
Can roll blunts
Probably sell weed
Had a tattoo by the age of 15
Have memorized Mo City Don freestyle
Parents divorced
** ONLY APPLIES TO LATINAS, NOT ENOUGH DATA GATHERED FOR OTHER RACES
***JUST STAY AWAY FROM THESE LOL
We have categorized the Houston hoes aka thots into 4 main areas; Nawf, Souf, East, and West.
The final consensus for each category is.....
Nawf side hoes:
Dirty
stank pussy
good head
don't have jobs or a car
might steal your car charger if left unattended for more than 2 minutes
East side hoes:
might be illegal
know how to make home cooked meals
low iq
Love guys with trucks
Drink more beer than men
West side hoes:
Sophisticated
Domesticated
Live off parents salary
Drive a mustang, jeep, or camaro
High maintenance
Souf side hoes: ***
Can fight
Can roll blunts
Probably sell weed
Had a tattoo by the age of 15
Have memorized Mo City Don freestyle
Parents divorced
** ONLY APPLIES TO LATINAS, NOT ENOUGH DATA GATHERED FOR OTHER RACES
***JUST STAY AWAY FROM THESE LOL